Welcome, everyone, to the first-ever Wiener Olympic event, where dogs from around the world compete for the title of the best of the best. While not all may be winners, every contestant is certainly a wiener!
Source: Crusoe the Dachshund
Three-Meter Doggy Paddle
The first event is the three-meter doggy paddle. Our competitors are Crusoe from Canada, who isn’t a fan of water, his sister Daphne from Madagascar, known for her surprising swimming skills, and Oakley Doakley from London Fancyland, the race favorite.
As the race starts, Oakley takes a strong lead with fantastic form, leaving Daphne to make up ground. Crusoe, however, isn’t too keen on the cold water. In the end, Oakley claims the gold with a record-breaking performance, Daphne takes silver, and Crusoe is awarded bronze despite his reluctance.
500 Gram Deadlift Competition
Source: Crusoe the Dachshund
Next, we move to the 500 gram deadlift. Crusoe, who practices daily by picking up sticks, is the favorite. He lifts the weight with ease, earning a cookie from his trainer as a reward. Daphne, new to weightlifting, manages a personal best despite a shaky hold. Oakley, who has never lifted before, struggles initially but gives it one last try and lifts the weight, earning the bronze.
Fencing Face-Off
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The fencing event sees Daphne up against a human opponent. Despite her height disadvantage, Daphne quickly pushes her opponent back out of bounds with confident lunges and barks. Her tactics prove effective, and she wins the match with a perfectly timed touche.
10 Meter High Dive
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The high dive event features Oakley, who faces his fears and performs a stupendous belly flop, earning high marks from the judges. The other competitors back out, leaving Oakley to claim the gold.
Long Dog Jump
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The long dog jump is a simple contest of distance. Daphne leaps beautifully, securing a spot on the board. Oakley, distracted by eating sand, jumps less than half a meter. Crusoe, after some confusion, jumps an impressive one meter and 21 centimeters, taking first place.
Wrestling Match
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The wrestling match pits Daphne against Oakley. Despite Oakley’s bigger build, Daphne’s agility and strength win her the match. She executes a sploot lock, pinning Oakley down and securing the gold.
100 Meter Daxon Dash
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In the final event, the 100 meter Daxon Dash, Crusoe is the favorite. Daphne, however, uses some nefarious tactics, knocking Oakley off the track and tripping Crusoe. She crosses the finish line first, making it her third gold medal of the games. Oakley takes silver, and Crusoe earns bronze.
The Wiener Olympics conclude with plans for next year’s events, including digging and fishing, as the competitors celebrate their victories and new friendships.